Now An Official Dancing Queen
hi my name is mckenzie and i'm a professional awkward.
id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post
girl: spank me daddy
me: I am not ready to be a father
imagine if we had text post signatures
that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either
straight white boy: what are you doing?
me: laying in bed
straight white boy: anything else? ;)